"Oaklee, you are the most hilarious girl we ever had before!"

~Kyndi

(when she found Oaklee using the mop to mop the floor)

~January 2009

"Oaklee Lynne Mayfield!!"

~Kyndi

January 2009

(Not Oaklee's middle or last name!)

"There's no way she's going to Hollywood!"

~Kyndi

January 2009

"Nice crack Oaklee!!"

~Kyndi

January 16, 2008

Kyndi: Mom there's a problem about Santa

Me: There is?

Kyndi: Yes because he sees everything we do which means he even sees us naked and that could be major embarassing!

January 12, 2009

"Funerals are not about the dead person"

~Stefanie

January 9, 2009

"Mom, I can see you!"

(Looking under my bathroom door)

~Kyndi

December 2008

We picked Kyndi and Tate up from their dad last night and suddenly on the drive home the following conversation erupted from Kyndi…

Kyndi: I wanted play doh too but mom said I couldn’t and made me put it back
Me: What?
Kyndi: My mom said no so I had to put it back.
Me: Kyndi, I’m your mom
Kyndi: I know but my mom wouldn’t let me have play-doh
Me: You mean your dad?
Kyndi: ya

…A few minutes later…
Kyndi: Dad, when we get home will you let me watch Mama Mia cuz my mom doesn’t have that movie.
Me: Kyndi, I’m your mom not your dad.
Kyndi: I know, I’m talking to my dad
Me: He’s not here.
Kamron: Are you talking to me?
Kyndi: No my other dad. Dad, can I?
Me: Kyndi your dad is at home, its me, your mom, in the car, and Kamron and Tate.
Tate: Ya Kyndi go to sleep or something, you’re totally confused
January 4, 2009