Me: Why am I so lucky to be your mom?
Oaklee: I just wish Sharli was my mom

We were out running errands and Dayton said: "Where we going nets (next)?"
Me: We're going home now.
Dayton: Well dat juss suts (sucks) doesn't it?"

Me: You're my favorite Oaklee I ever knew! - Am I your favorite Stefanie?
Oaklee: No, Sharli is ... but I like you second!

This little pinky went to market
This little pinky stayed home
And this little pinky farted.

~Oaklee to Jersi (using Jersi's fingers)

"To Infinity and be gone!"
~Kyndi

"One day...in my life...there was a...cow..in my face"

~Oaklee (she tells all kinds of stories these days)

Kyndi:Mom do you think when Jersi grows up she'll have a bony butt like me?

Kyndi: Mom how can dr's tell if someone is born a boy or a girl?
Me: Well, think about that, what does Dayton have that you don't have?
Kyndi: A nose that's farther up his face than mine??

Last night Jersi was sleeping on my lap and Oaks was sitting next to me on my bed... Jersi made a small little grunty-ish sound and Oaklee said, "wow, you're ornery!"

"Some grandmas have blue eyebrows, why is that?"

~Kyndi

"Don't worry mom, dead people are probably whiter than you"

~Tate

(July '10)

"Mom! There's an earwax bug in our house!" (an earwig)

~Kyndi
(July '10)

"It's so hot out here I bet even dead bodies are sweating!"

~Tate
(July '10)

How does Jersi even survive in there? She's never even had swimming lessons!

~Kyndi
(I had just explained in children's terms that Jersi is inside a bag of water in my belly)

Tate's Response:

"Don't worry Kyndi, I'm pretty sure she has gills"

(June '10)

Sherlock Holmes? Only the world's greatest detective!!!

Tate's response to Tyson asking who Sherlock Holmes is...

(June '10)

The Dr. can already tell that this baby is a Petersen instead of a Mayfield??

~Kyndi

Grandma and Grandpa are really rich, know how I know? They go to Disneyland all the time, and that place is expensive!!

~Tate

Oaklee: What's gramma's really name is?
Me: Jonan
Oaklee: That's a witch's name! I like Witches.

Me: Oaklee, be careful, don't step in the big puddle!
Oaklee: No worry mom, I not step on the rain!

OhOh, Dee-dees in a bad moon!!
(Kyndi's) (mood)

~Oaklee