Kyndi:Mom do you think when Jersi grows up she'll have a bony butt like me?

Kyndi: Mom how can dr's tell if someone is born a boy or a girl?
Me: Well, think about that, what does Dayton have that you don't have?
Kyndi: A nose that's farther up his face than mine??

Last night Jersi was sleeping on my lap and Oaks was sitting next to me on my bed... Jersi made a small little grunty-ish sound and Oaklee said, "wow, you're ornery!"

"Some grandmas have blue eyebrows, why is that?"

~Kyndi

"Don't worry mom, dead people are probably whiter than you"

~Tate

(July '10)

"Mom! There's an earwax bug in our house!" (an earwig)

~Kyndi
(July '10)

"It's so hot out here I bet even dead bodies are sweating!"

~Tate
(July '10)

How does Jersi even survive in there? She's never even had swimming lessons!

~Kyndi
(I had just explained in children's terms that Jersi is inside a bag of water in my belly)

Tate's Response:

"Don't worry Kyndi, I'm pretty sure she has gills"

(June '10)

Sherlock Holmes? Only the world's greatest detective!!!

Tate's response to Tyson asking who Sherlock Holmes is...

(June '10)

The Dr. can already tell that this baby is a Petersen instead of a Mayfield??

~Kyndi

Grandma and Grandpa are really rich, know how I know? They go to Disneyland all the time, and that place is expensive!!

~Tate

Oaklee: What's gramma's really name is?
Me: Jonan
Oaklee: That's a witch's name! I like Witches.

Me: Oaklee, be careful, don't step in the big puddle!
Oaklee: No worry mom, I not step on the rain!

OhOh, Dee-dees in a bad moon!!
(Kyndi's) (mood)

~Oaklee

I sick a death of all dis snow!

~Oaklee (When we woke up today to find at least 2 or 3 inches outside and had to brush off the car to take Kyndi to school)

Oaklee is right now in the bathroom (on the toilet) saying “You come out of there poo-poos!”

Oaklee’s latest statement to me: “There’s a baby in yours belly. Don’t worry, I won’t squish it”

Me: "Oaks, do you love your daddy?"
Oaklee: "No, I too Grouchy!" (When she says grouchy it sounds like 'grachy')

Later in the day I was telling the kids what she said and she piped up with "I love him now!"

Just call me Watermelon

~Oaklee (when I asked her what her name is)

Deedee you did it! I'm so proud of you!

~Oaklee

(Kyndi moved the baby gate out of Oaklee's way)