How does Jersi even survive in there? She's never even had swimming lessons!

~Kyndi
(I had just explained in children's terms that Jersi is inside a bag of water in my belly)

Tate's Response:

"Don't worry Kyndi, I'm pretty sure she has gills"

(June '10)

Sherlock Holmes? Only the world's greatest detective!!!

Tate's response to Tyson asking who Sherlock Holmes is...

(June '10)

The Dr. can already tell that this baby is a Petersen instead of a Mayfield??

~Kyndi

Grandma and Grandpa are really rich, know how I know? They go to Disneyland all the time, and that place is expensive!!

~Tate

Oaklee: What's gramma's really name is?
Me: Jonan
Oaklee: That's a witch's name! I like Witches.

Me: Oaklee, be careful, don't step in the big puddle!
Oaklee: No worry mom, I not step on the rain!

OhOh, Dee-dees in a bad moon!!
(Kyndi's) (mood)

~Oaklee

I sick a death of all dis snow!

~Oaklee (When we woke up today to find at least 2 or 3 inches outside and had to brush off the car to take Kyndi to school)

Oaklee is right now in the bathroom (on the toilet) saying “You come out of there poo-poos!”

Oaklee’s latest statement to me: “There’s a baby in yours belly. Don’t worry, I won’t squish it”

Me: "Oaks, do you love your daddy?"
Oaklee: "No, I too Grouchy!" (When she says grouchy it sounds like 'grachy')

Later in the day I was telling the kids what she said and she piped up with "I love him now!"

Just call me Watermelon

~Oaklee (when I asked her what her name is)

Deedee you did it! I'm so proud of you!

~Oaklee

(Kyndi moved the baby gate out of Oaklee's way)

It's a boy, cuz his shirt says big brother, so that means it's gonna be a boy.

~Tyson

(in regards to the "This Little dude is going to be a big brother" shirt. Apparently if I were having a girl, Dayton would be a big sister...)

"Mama Brrr"

~Dayton, his first two word sentencce ever, apparently he wanted me to know he was cold

Oaklee and Kamron were in the basement and they heard someone coming down the stairs. Oaklee said "Dil Dude coming down" a few seconds later Kyndi came around the corner wearing a fluffy dress and Oaklee said "Nope, it's a princess!"

"Oh my dosh! It's bootiful!"

~Oaklee (talking about my cutting mat for sewing)

You're going down boy!

~Oaklee (to Dayton)

Oaklee: Treat mom?
Me: No you don't need a treat
Oaklee: Potty twenty times mom

(She has good reasoning skills)

Me: I love you Oaklee Bean
Oaklee: I yuv you Tethnie

(that just melted my heart)