"Mom, I turned the singer on!" (Radio)

   ~Dayton

Oaklee: Mom! Why do we have all these co-co-nuts in the house? (they were peanuts)

Later she said, "I love peanuts! They taste just like butter!"

Oaklee was using the potty in my room the other day and through the closed door I heard her ask herself, "Why do I fart so much??"

Bedtime is by far the biggest stressor of my day everyday. 
On one particular night, I finally had all the kids tucked in and was working on homework in my room, I heard some talking and some giggles coming from the Little's room. Pretty soon Dayton approached my bedroom door and in a giggly voice said: Mom I hafta go potty
Me: No you don't
He ran back to his room and announced "Dang it didn't wurk"

Me: Why am I so lucky to be your mom?
Oaklee: I just wish Sharli was my mom

We were out running errands and Dayton said: "Where we going nets (next)?"
Me: We're going home now.
Dayton: Well dat juss suts (sucks) doesn't it?"

Me: You're my favorite Oaklee I ever knew! - Am I your favorite Stefanie?
Oaklee: No, Sharli is ... but I like you second!