"Don't worry mom, dead people are probably whiter than you"

~Tate

(July '10)

"Mom! There's an earwax bug in our house!" (an earwig)

~Kyndi
(July '10)

"It's so hot out here I bet even dead bodies are sweating!"

~Tate
(July '10)

How does Jersi even survive in there? She's never even had swimming lessons!

~Kyndi
(I had just explained in children's terms that Jersi is inside a bag of water in my belly)

Tate's Response:

"Don't worry Kyndi, I'm pretty sure she has gills"

(June '10)

Sherlock Holmes? Only the world's greatest detective!!!

Tate's response to Tyson asking who Sherlock Holmes is...

(June '10)