Oaklee is right now in the bathroom (on the toilet) saying “You come out of there poo-poos!”

Oaklee’s latest statement to me: “There’s a baby in yours belly. Don’t worry, I won’t squish it”

Me: "Oaks, do you love your daddy?"
Oaklee: "No, I too Grouchy!" (When she says grouchy it sounds like 'grachy')

Later in the day I was telling the kids what she said and she piped up with "I love him now!"

Just call me Watermelon

~Oaklee (when I asked her what her name is)