This little pinky went to market
This little pinky stayed home
And this little pinky farted.

~Oaklee to Jersi (using Jersi's fingers)

"To Infinity and be gone!"
~Kyndi

"One day...in my life...there was a...cow..in my face"

~Oaklee (she tells all kinds of stories these days)

Kyndi:Mom do you think when Jersi grows up she'll have a bony butt like me?

Kyndi: Mom how can dr's tell if someone is born a boy or a girl?
Me: Well, think about that, what does Dayton have that you don't have?
Kyndi: A nose that's farther up his face than mine??

Last night Jersi was sleeping on my lap and Oaks was sitting next to me on my bed... Jersi made a small little grunty-ish sound and Oaklee said, "wow, you're ornery!"

"Some grandmas have blue eyebrows, why is that?"

~Kyndi

"Don't worry mom, dead people are probably whiter than you"

~Tate

(July '10)

"Mom! There's an earwax bug in our house!" (an earwig)

~Kyndi
(July '10)

"It's so hot out here I bet even dead bodies are sweating!"

~Tate
(July '10)

How does Jersi even survive in there? She's never even had swimming lessons!

~Kyndi
(I had just explained in children's terms that Jersi is inside a bag of water in my belly)

Tate's Response:

"Don't worry Kyndi, I'm pretty sure she has gills"

(June '10)

Sherlock Holmes? Only the world's greatest detective!!!

Tate's response to Tyson asking who Sherlock Holmes is...

(June '10)

The Dr. can already tell that this baby is a Petersen instead of a Mayfield??

~Kyndi

Grandma and Grandpa are really rich, know how I know? They go to Disneyland all the time, and that place is expensive!!

~Tate

Oaklee: What's gramma's really name is?
Me: Jonan
Oaklee: That's a witch's name! I like Witches.

Me: Oaklee, be careful, don't step in the big puddle!
Oaklee: No worry mom, I not step on the rain!

OhOh, Dee-dees in a bad moon!!
(Kyndi's) (mood)

~Oaklee

I sick a death of all dis snow!

~Oaklee (When we woke up today to find at least 2 or 3 inches outside and had to brush off the car to take Kyndi to school)

Oaklee is right now in the bathroom (on the toilet) saying “You come out of there poo-poos!”

Oaklee’s latest statement to me: “There’s a baby in yours belly. Don’t worry, I won’t squish it”

Me: "Oaks, do you love your daddy?"
Oaklee: "No, I too Grouchy!" (When she says grouchy it sounds like 'grachy')

Later in the day I was telling the kids what she said and she piped up with "I love him now!"

Just call me Watermelon

~Oaklee (when I asked her what her name is)

Deedee you did it! I'm so proud of you!

~Oaklee

(Kyndi moved the baby gate out of Oaklee's way)

It's a boy, cuz his shirt says big brother, so that means it's gonna be a boy.

~Tyson

(in regards to the "This Little dude is going to be a big brother" shirt. Apparently if I were having a girl, Dayton would be a big sister...)

"Mama Brrr"

~Dayton, his first two word sentencce ever, apparently he wanted me to know he was cold

Oaklee and Kamron were in the basement and they heard someone coming down the stairs. Oaklee said "Dil Dude coming down" a few seconds later Kyndi came around the corner wearing a fluffy dress and Oaklee said "Nope, it's a princess!"

"Oh my dosh! It's bootiful!"

~Oaklee (talking about my cutting mat for sewing)

You're going down boy!

~Oaklee (to Dayton)

Oaklee: Treat mom?
Me: No you don't need a treat
Oaklee: Potty twenty times mom

(She has good reasoning skills)

Me: I love you Oaklee Bean
Oaklee: I yuv you Tethnie

(that just melted my heart)

"Hey mom - I know what I'm craving for dinner! Tortillas with a smoothie inside"

(Otherwise Known as Crepes)

~Kyndi

"Ha ha Suckers!"

~Oaklee

(Seriously, where does she get this stff?)

*First picture Oaklee with her little attitude sing-song voice*

Me: Oaklee, you're a turkey head
Oaks: Your crazy!
Me: Whatever!
Oaks: Utever yourself!
Me: You're a silly goose
Oaks: You're stinkin bootiful!

"Go Aday!"

~Dayton

(This was his response to me yelling "go away" to the child who kept knocking on my bedroom door)

Mom, He's trippin?

Oaklee
(I was telling Kamron abou this bizzare-o substitute in my class)

Me: Oaklee Brielle Petersen
Oaklee: You're a Petersen!!

Peace Out!

Oaklee

We were sitting at the table during dinner yesterday and Oaklee turned to her dad and said "You Hideous!"
It was hilarious!!
(I say this all the time to him when he's cracking me up or being a total dork... apparently she hears it too much!)